MFW America is trying to financially crush us into submission, but we have all the eggs:
For now. How long do you think that is going to last?
Are you suggesting Trump is coming to take our chickens?
No (though I would not put it past him), bird flu is coming.
We aren’t dismantling our health authorities and agricultural regulators.
I bought six thousand dozen eggs back when they were cheap in 2006 and froze them. Y’all are suckers for paying $10 for a carton. Should have bought them back when a carton was 84¢. Fools, the lot of you.
You should have bought stock in Cal-Maine Foods :)
Ha, jokes on you, this American doesn’t have enough to buy eggs at regular price!
That’s the joke.
No. The joke is we can’t afford them now that they cost more.
How do you not understand your own meme?
Because of my low reading comprehension.
I even linked to it!
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Wait, I had eggs for breakfast and lunch today. How is this possible?
Magic tariff money?
I think we’re all supposed to not be able to afford eggs for some reason.
Ahh I want eggs now.
I think this is something to enjoy in this context.
I love Big Joel, though I do think Little Joel has higher quality social commentary!
Idk… I just love the eggs and the candy bar. Seriously art in my opinion.
Eggs, is deeply strange.
And the candy bar, is just the best analysis of a series of tweets. It highlights beautifully the deeply strange and contradictory behavior discussed in those tweets.
Looks like pancakes with maple syrup are off the menu, boys!
Make your pancakes with ground flaxseed and warm water to substitute the eggs! I ran out of eggs one day and my family couldn’t even tell I changed anything.
The number of times I’ve run out of eggs, but not out of ground flax seed, had been rather low.
If you buy a bag of flaxseed it will last you for months and months
The amount of flaxseed you need to substitute one egg is tiny
Livin egciting times
