Here’s a cursed idea for capitalists: renting your online identity. You pay a subscription fee to keep your original username, or you get an ugly suffix. If a suffixless username becomes available, it is put on auction for the suffixed plebeians.
What’s wrong with adding a prefix?
@Crazyslinkz-ede64b01-9229-46f5-aadf-2eabe25e6245@lemmy.world just doesn’t roll off the tongue that easily.
I dunno ஓ๑♥๑ஓxxx420davefrommarketing14420xxxஓ๑♥๑ஓ what is wrong with adding a prefix
This guy gets the joke 😃
Weirdly, my password was rejected because someone else used “hunter” as theirs, so I had to add a damn 2 to it, smh
What did they use? All I see is “******”
[username]2: my nick was taken :(
[username]_, X[username]X, [username]99, [username][username]: first time?
“What do you mean there’s another dude who’s called BajaBootyBlast?”
BootyBlastTheBaja
Wait, you wanted to call yourself cm000?
That’s why I love fediverse. Username taken on one instance? Just sign up on the other server!
Gotta be unique/creative. i setup his accounts years ago, Critical Pancake.
deleted by creator
a new app
app
Something needs to be done about zoomies
Why do you have to hurt me like that? 😐😥
I refuse to believe that lemm.ee has 91 other zekes.
Probably not that just my go to if Zeke is already taken 😐
I have a hyphen in my bluesky username and dots in my discord one because of this
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