i dunno, they both look pretty big to me

i accuse mine of wanting kisses when she’s on a rampage, which infuriates her

a cat approaches

if it’s not wet and not got debris or hair, it’s probably good for me

taste some real interesting slimes that way too

can we make canada and mexico kiss in the middle 👉👈😅

NOT TRUE. there’s those stupid short folk on the falklands with the webbed feet and the orange noses, what smell awful and like bad fish who dress formal everywhere. they’re pretty silly

IT GIVES MY HAIR A HEALTHY SHINE

i would’ve thought russia would be the one against it

My point was that we do it at home we do it abroad. Under dear gods how much drugs was I on. How much drugs am I on right now?

The best tailor i ever had did primarily wedding dresses (on Lamar Street in Austin if they’re still around, I just am terrible with names) and I was recommended through a friend getting her dress done. I was actually her first male presenting client (unknowingly going for the twink look at the time) and she altered half my tops. Got them nice and snug.

Which reminds me, I haven’t fit into my favorite shirt for years, but if I wear it like so… Gimme a minute my wife is going to be so happy she likes the shirt as much as I do

Edit hot damn I’m wearing it to the jazz festival

Now I just need a good occasion for the kilt that isn’t ethnically or sprotsbally oriented. Or lesbian game night because they’re too supportive. I’m trying to push myself a little, grow as a person.

Whack! pained moleman noises

If getting hit on by men is the only problem we’ve got to find you a supportive lesbian friend group or bar where you can try on pretty dresses (I think they’re called drag clubs)

Uh, we got a Cthulhu Johnson and a Cthuhlu Johnson running for God. which one you voting for?

edit: and a Cthulhu Jergensen. big year for Cthulhus.

if i was upside down and caught your eye contact, i’d totally mime “i’m on the phone what the hell” at you

So you’ve heard about my second cult, Dave-ology

True, but you can make very reasonable estimates.

If the moderators are doing their job, there shouldn’t be any problems.

Get right to it soon as that first paycheck clears

Taxpayers shouldn’t have invested in Nvidia then

The baby looked at you? Mary, call the Sanhedron.

The fuck they put in that water, makes people think they can see other people walking on it