A tale as old as time

I started reading this to the tune of Sk8r Boi by Avril Lavigne, but it didn’t work out

Can I make it any more obvious

Looks like she’s the top in the relationship, but he’s the one who keeps it moving.

Smut, the action gets pretty rough, yet only the continent gets sore, damaged, & penetrated (the continent clearly gets gaslighted is what I’m saying), not to mention magma is involved with several other continents too.

we tore the appalachian mountains from africa and scotland.

wish we could give 'em back.

That’s actually why chile is so narrow and mountainous… chile is also the most seismic country in the world.