I do the same damn thing, he’s not special.

Who took these pictures of me, why 😭

Referenced in the Steely Dan song Any Major Dude

Its said that the creature is so ugly that looking at it can kill you. In fact, it’s said that people specifically went looking for the squonk to try and cheer it up only to die from its appearance. It must be the loneliest cryptic there is.

Now I want to know everybody’s super local cryptids. None of your Yeti, Pacific Northwest Bigfoot, Nessie or even Chupacabra here.

I want to know about shit like my hometown’s Humanzee or the Lake Worth monster from a town near my current home.