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Alien: Another crab? Does the universe not have anything original
Alien kids putting the puzzle back together: dammit, another crab! Mom, let me try another!
That’s probably why aliens never made contact with us.
We are freaks of nature. We didn’t evolve into crab.
All our sci-fi series depict bipedal creatures all over the place.
The rest of the universe just isn’t represented, man. Make more crab fiction and the aliens will visit!
Craaaaaaab people,
Craaaaaaab people,
Taste like crab,
Talk like people
…yet.
How do we know it didn’t have feathers?
Right? Or prehensile tails and yodel like the Swiss do when you carefully crush their nuts in a vice?
Peak evolution
The perfected form
Transhumanism is just a bunch of softshelled crabs with fingers