• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Well now I’m definitely going to have to save up $10,000 for a flame-throwing robot dog.

    How else am I going to protect myself from all the flame-throwing robot dogs?

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      5 months ago

      How else am I going to protect myself from all the flame-throwing robot dogs?

      Build a tesla coil for $100.

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        5 months ago

        What if their flame thrower range is longer than the range of my Tesla coil?

        Also, how will I get my revenge?

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            5 months ago

            I can’t kill my neighbor who sent the flamethrower robot dog to my house with a fire extinguisher robot dog! Not without plausible deniability anyway.

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          Make use of the only good usefully informative scene in Small Soldiers, and use a power transformer to create a city block radius EMP

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          5 months ago

          The nice part of that is that the fire conducts along the electricity

          Edit: this was like two weeks ago but it was the other way around I am dumb