I have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual, but for some reason today’s farts hurt my ass.
They’re not those super hot farts, they’re just really… pressurized? They come out loud and proud and it feels kinda violent. Any ideas?
Have you tried spreading cheek a bit, to see if you can whistle?
When i have too many tacos i can play the clarinet
but usually you just take it?
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Take a long hot shower and wash the area well
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Try to cut down on dairy for the near future
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Lie down in the sexy open-shirt Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park pose when a fart is approaching
Life… *brutal fart noises* …finds a way.
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You should probably not eat so much bread. You may have a gluten intolerance. See if you can blow up a balloon with the next one.
Probably anal fission. When he splits his crack, a lot of energy is released.
No to be confused with anal fusion, which is when your ass cheeks clap together.
When that happens with me it usually is the first sign of a hemorrhoid flare-up.
have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual,
Yeah it is. Unless you know you have a specific medical condition?
My sympathies. Earlier this week I made dinner with an Impossible Meat brick that was a single day past the labelled expiration. I had some unexpected GI issues that I’ve attributed to that and I really felt terrible after, like I’d strained my pooper or something. Been farting like a cow ever since. I keep apologizing to my wife. Fuck knows why or how she puts up with me.
“best before date” or “expiry date”? Because if it was expiry date i think you need to look into food(& medicine) safety
Thank you, Doctor.
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Muscles being worked too much? Kind of like how your arm aches after writing for a long period of time, could that be the same type of pain?
Or could it be the gases/acid are burning? There are times after I have loose stools that the liquids seem to cause a burning sensation after a while. Is that a similar pain?
