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minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWelcome to the EFK, the Electronic Fleshlight Kiosk. Your first trial usage is free * With a low monthly subscription of just $60, we can provide you with a pleasant experience while you place your donation. With a premium subscription of $120 a month, we can ensure the kiosk is sanitized and lubricated for your safety. With a monthly child support payment, we can inform you of how many children you have fathered. Please watch this 10 minute advertisement on Viagra before proceeding…
minus-squareMycatiskai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoIs there a cheaper more unpleasant option that I can afford or is the unpleasant version more expensive because it is niche?
Welcome to the EFK, the Electronic Fleshlight Kiosk.
Your first trial usage is free *
With a low monthly subscription of just $60, we can provide you with a pleasant experience while you place your donation.
With a premium subscription of $120 a month, we can ensure the kiosk is sanitized and lubricated for your safety.
With a monthly child support payment, we can inform you of how many children you have fathered.
Is there a cheaper more unpleasant option that I can afford or is the unpleasant version more expensive because it is niche?