SeekPie@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agorulelemm.eeimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1567
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minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoMy wife died from high velocity cum. I’m holding a silent vigil tonight, you’re welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoGet a weighted coffin so it won’t float.
My wife died from high velocity cum. I’m holding a silent vigil tonight, you’re welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.
Get a weighted coffin so it won’t float.