At least YSAC’s still cooking better than ever.
(You Suck At Cooking for anyone wondering)
The two ports are for fatser shooting and the backwards reciever is for faster bluetooth connections.
My favourite mineral - potato.
Fairphone 5 also has a translucent back option.
Minimalist productivity-first Android launchers might be what you’re looking for.
And you’re trying to tell me that the german language is real?