He looks like a jovial fella.
Spending time with him is just a gas!
Why is Jupiter stopping us from getting asteroid hugs?
Its gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.
I should have added a sarcasm tag! My bad.
Jupiter is fucking sick though, what a homie of a planet
Asteroid hugs fucking hurt.
Jupiter says, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me”
Because the last big one it left through caused a stop to Earths space probes visiting it for like 66 million years.
Jupiter is doing a terrible job at protecting us from meteorites. Just ask the dinosaurs.
I think he does alright, everyone has a bad day now and then. Can’t blame him for slipping once
I asked mine, she said “pretty bird?”. She’s right.
That’s a p good batting average tbh
Explain to me, how is Jupiter deflecting a significant number of asteroids if it can only be in one place at any one time and its orbit is nearly 12 years long? Wouldn’t asteroids have a huge window to get past it while it’s on the other side of the sun?
I dont know for sure, but its likely to do with the fact that the asteroids orbit the sun too. Even if the asteroid is coming in on the other side of the sun from jupiter, it has to orbit the sun in order get there in the first, meaning there’s a good chance it gets caught by jupiter before it can get close
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