Sounds familiar

What. The. Fuck.

I went to see this because I had a crush on Janine Turner from Northern Exposure.

Wow. Holy shit. Sorry.

Is this the new Australia Day?

Yeah nah.

I seem to remember a recent news item about a whole bunch of frozen people thawing into goop and having to be washed out of the chambers.

I should have added a sarcasm tag! My bad.

Be.In.It.Yeah.

Sidenote: I remember a PSA/campaign that had people flashing the 👌 gang sign at each other. I don’t think it was Do The Right Thing. I think it was about being a good person in your community like helping people carry their groceries home but I’ve never been able to find out what it was. Any chance you recall?

Why is Jupiter stopping us from getting asteroid hugs?

Aerobics Oz Style or something to that affect.

Best use of a pull-quote I’ve seen

Who is the narrator?

Apparently they were trying to take out the kid. The cops just got in the way (that sounds awful so feel free to suggest a better way to phrase it). I didn’t see anything in the article about attacking the hospital but if they did I imagine it’s for the same reason.

I don’t know anything about the law, the first paragraphs says:

Bruce Lehrmann has lost his defamation case against Network Ten and Lisa Wilkinson, bringing to an end a sprawling legal saga which has gripped the nation.

Really? No more legal stuff? Lehrmann can’t take this further?

There should be juxtaposing text that says “I want to believe”.

Securing the rights so they can finally get to business making a Roller Coaster Tycoon cinematic universe.

So my gf and I started doomscrolling Lemmy with the intention of having sex and we picked out some random post about a new Matrix movie in the works …

Next time.you’re on the toilet should be plenty of time to listen to half a dozen songs.

Antarctica.