Step 1: Hoard a bunch of stuff no one really cares about.

Step 2: Wait until you’ve hoarded the majority of that stuff in your local area.

Step 3: Start telling people how important the thing you’ve been hoarding is.

Step 4: People are dumb and actually start believing the useless thing you’ve hoarded is actually important.

Step 5: Enjoy your new status as the man who convinced everyone something completely useless was important.