• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      6 months ago

      Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article “a” dildo, never “your” dildo.

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      6 months ago

      But they also said “the fossil”, not “a fossil”, so maybe they were talking about a specific fossil.

      This had me in stitches. Thanks :D

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      6 months ago

      Omg the pedentry needs to stop. Specific to what ever fossil is being refered too.