This is good to know. Like quick sand, as a kid I thought piranhas would be a much more common problem than they are.

“They mostly prey on the weak…”

Whelp. I’m fucked.

Jokes aside, I’m worried about everything else in the rivers. Like, the anacondas. And stuff.

Good news is they don’t eat junk food…

Also extremely easy to fish cause they’re stupid. Gotta be careful when removing the hook though, bring a plier.

Your meme forgot goofy underbite

Ready or not, like it or not, here they come again…