Percury
Senus
Barth
Uars
Fupiter
Yaturn
Sranus
Beptune
poor !luto
🅱️eptune!
Penus
Mercury is like totally in Gatorade right now
Where is Pluto?
Plotting revenge
“'This is the excellent foppery of the world, that,
when we are sick in fortune, often the surfeit
of our own behaviour, we make guilty of our
disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as
if we were villains on necessity; fools by
heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and
treachers by spherical pre-dominance; drunkards,
liars, and adulterers by an enforc’d obedience of
planetary influence; and all that we are evil in,
by a divine thrusting on. An admirable evasion
of whore-master man, to lay his goatish
disposition to the charge of a star! My
father compounded with my mother under the
Dragon’s Tail, and my nativity was under Ursa
Major, so that it follows I am rough and
lecherous. Fut! I should have been that I am,
had the maidenliest star in the firmament
twinkled on my bastardizing.”
—EDMUND, KING LEAR, ACT I SCENE 2
in the moment of my birth, Barnum’s effect was in retrograde
Who. It’s who. Nominative, not objective. Compare and contrast:
- He, who smelt it, dealt it
- Him, whom the letter is for, sent to it was.
See? Easy: Only ever use “whom” when speaking like Yoda.
I was being facetious.
Spicy syzygy