We were teenagers and I went to her house in the boonies to shoot crossbows and play NBA Jam. Sounds ideal, right? So after shooting trees for a while she asks if I want to shoot her hamster.

Maybe she was trying to be edgy or funny but I was so disturbed I made an excuse and started walking home (which was hours away). I finally managed to hitch a ride with this creepy couple into town (but that’s a whole other story - definitely did not give those two my home address).

Okay I have nothing to complain about. This is awful

Yeah this reads more like a casual forum post that an actual article.

I know IGN bought RPS some time ago, though no idea if that has anything to do with it.

I used to love this kind of conspiracy stuff as a kid. It was like X Files. Then I learned people took it for real 😒 and it did actual harm to real academic work

I came into the comments ready to go off then I saw the fkn boot rofl

It makes me want to be angry and laugh at the same time

you geometry people go too far stop personifying vertexes, planes, and points math shouldn’t be fun

wowww good luck with that

We don’t deserve weevils

Whoa

Oh neat. So know pressure. I like it

😄 this is the “please stop perceiving me” face

You’ve got a real way with words. I really like number 3.

So what do you do for fun if not internet or gaming?? Read books? Lol (jk I like books, but they’re a more subtle fun)

I’ll be the judge of that. What are your data points?

Nice. I’m into it (and not just because it’s on my home instance lol). This is one of the few things I miss from mainstream social media.

tho what?

I actually fuckin l*ve it

Just become someone that doesn’t really make a big todo about their birthday. It’s so liberating.

I turned 40 not long ago and I couldn’t tell you what I did. Probably bought myself a box of doughnuts.

It’s also okay to be weird about your birthday. Lots of people are. Just do whatever feels right.

These are the kinds of problems I want our species solving

Hell yeah, you’re killing it with these links, thank you.

I’m not surprised it’s a known phenomenon, but still excited to catch up on others’ thoughts.