Lavatory paper, toilet tissue, bog roll, bumwad, arse wipe, shit tickets; we all need it but I can’t find a good one for a reasonable price.

Obviously I don’t want the tracing paper you get in a public toilet, but it seems a waste to pay for the quadruple-velvet perfume-soaked premium nonsense. Supermarket own brand is soft enough but tends to fall apart. Who Gives A Crap is environmentally friendly but their basic stuff disintegrates immediately and their premium stuff is even more expensive than the fancy Andrex.

And no, there’s no room for a bidet.

  • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    Somewhere dry, in a sturdy container to protect it against pests.

    Which Costco also sells. Those 40+ quart translucent containers hold most of the 38 rolls you get from them.

    (I’ll admit to a little sarcasm - it’s funny Costco sells these giant packs of bog roll, and also sells you the box to store it in. Irony, right?)

    • FozzyOsbourne@lemm.eeOP
      1·
      1 month ago

      Quart? I’m not storing a bushel of grain to be inspected by the lord of the manor!

      Seriously though I do love efficient storage containers and would happily fill the house with them.