Read Algorithms to Live by Mom, it just works!
My attempt at a callback (reply):
Mom: Your CPU (brain) can’t handle the L1 cache parameters you are attempting to achieve, until you expand your regularization abilities (chair too small for the cloths you wish to access quickly and brain too disorganized to be useful).
Mom: So run a Disk Cleanup (organize your closet) or prepare to meet the blue screen of death (you are about to catch some hands from big mama; mom is good at fighting).
When everything is a cache, nothing is a cache.
Mom: I applaud your organizational skills. With that kind of performance we will expect you to be at breakfast at 7 AM sharp.
A dirty cache will get you grounded.
I try to be chill with my kids but holy hell man… I draw the line at food. After we found a thermos full of fur, and a decomposed sandwich in a lunchbag under a pile in the closet I have no fucking chill lol.
DO YOU WANT BUGS?! ah the joys of parenting
You fool you need a bigger chair to keep the cache fast, otherwise you’ll accidentally make a slow ass stack memory because you have to unload all the clothes on top to get to the bottom.
Cleaning is just adding entropy. You’re not helping Mom!
