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I’d spend half the money on snail amnesia research. The rest I’d just squander.
Them: What did you spend the money on?!?
You with a new Lamborghini behind you: uh, can’t remember
That’s as dumb as the time we all ate that lettuce and got electrocuted from that copper pipe
That’s a big snail
I for one welcome our new snail overlords.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless slime trail.
I would’ve went with “spotless retractable eyes”.
Yours is killer too though.
Wouldn’t this do the same thing in humans?
We will remember it for you, whole snail
