“Building and supplying a coal-fired power plant on Mars has been ridiculously expensive and wasteful, but it’s important to bring our traditions with us to this new world.”
“Building and supplying a coal-fired power plant on Mars has been ridiculously expensive and wasteful, but it’s important to bring our traditions with us to this new world.”
In the future, you’ll be able to entertain yourself in public transport by making angry/sad/happy faces at cameras and watching the ads change around you.
A breakaway eco-democracy recognized as an independent Indigenous state vs. expansive agribusiness backed by cartels. Droughts, a shortened rainy season, and the drain on local aquifers threaten to collapse the ecosystem, while the demand and profitability of avocados continues to rise.
Often caused by an imbalance in brain chemicals, which can be corrected with medicine.
Get diagnosed and take your meds. It’s a world of difference.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless slime trail.
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Some go as far as to define themselves as ‘pornosexuals,’ people with a sexual preference for porn over real-life sex.”
Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus.
In Elsevier’s defense, reading is hard and they have so much money to count.
You fossilized due to environmental factors.
I fossilized through sheer will and determination.
We are not the same.
Disney execs: The Daredevil guy needs a cape, and you need to put in way more explosions. Can we cut the dialogue in half? People hate talking.
Lemmings welcoming another Rexxitor, circa June 2023.
Sparky boi is very shy. Pls no touch.
Liberals are dismissive of conservatives. You can only hate people so much when you infantilize them.
The right is too angry to listen, and the left is too arrogant to listen.
This is how democracy dies.
Racist and antisemitic threats are wrong and should be treated appropriately, which is to say, through academic disciplinary and legal methods targeted at the individuals who issue such threats, not through the deployment of riot police against masses of peaceful protesters. But a big difference exists between being threatened and being uncomfortable, and critics of the protesters – and the anti-war movement in general – blur the two.
Exactly. If there are actual threats or instances of antisemitism going on, punish the perpetrators through the appropriate existing channels. Don’t unleash violence on peaceful protestors based on some vague notion of “discomfort” with opposition to the war.
“My administration will not allow you to eat this plant that tastes like meat,” said the small government conservative. “Also, women should die rather than let their doctors abort dead fetuses inside them.”
If you put concrete over the volcano, how are you going to throw virgins in as a sacrifice to the volcano god? Just asking for trouble here.
Unions are the only way to protect workers. The wealth extraction class only cares about numbers. Collective action can threaten their bottom line and force them to the negotiating table.
The billionaires make and sell weapons. They win no matter what.
The first generation sexbots are going to attract some serious weirdos.