Are we sure he’s not having a medical emergency?
“I was layin’ out there for two damn hours before anyone came to check on me! Heat stroke, it turns out. Just as well it wasn’t a stroke stroke, I’d be dead.”
Also looks like he rolled down that hill a bit. Don’t help, just film.
Not the onion
I’d say this is the onion
No, it’s the onionS.
Or he had a heat stroke… Go help him.
And lose my chance to take the farm?
This is because farming is fucking exhausting and he just couldn’t make it back to the house.
All fun and games until you wake up at home with 3 items missing from your inventory and a massive bill from Harvey.
Across the plants‽ Is he mad‽
+1 for interrobang
He’s dead
Onions don’t give a fuck, you can top the foliage and that shit will just grow back.
TIL onions enjoy being dominated
I’m not going to start using it.
You really have to listen to what the onions are saying, to get the best results.
This is adorable, but all I can think of is bugs and spiders and ants.
I lie down in my backyard. In Australia. There are ants of all kinds. The occasional little spider goes past. Midges and butterflies and dragonflies and bees. The birds have gotten used to me so they walk within feet of me too.
They go about their business and I, mine. No harm has come to me. It’s nice to be part of their world sometimes.
Just don’t do that.
He got a pneumonia from laying on wet grass? Was it cold?
That’s not how you get pneumonia, but he may have weakened his immune system through exposure to make him more susceptible to viruses.
Its weird, as a kid i had no problem laying/rolling around in grass.
At some point a switch flipped in my head and grass everywhere ‘became infested’ with biting ants, hidden poop, and mud.
Onions and field naps. This guy is living his best Shrek life.
Man youd get covered in bugs so fast… not sure it would be as enjoyable as we think
Onions keep a lot of pests away, I am by no means a farmer, but I know from gardening that onions are a great deterrent for pests.
Do onion fields smell like onions?
Yes.
all i can think of is Heat Stroke
Well yeah, he owns a farm.
He’s actually having a stroke
I thought you were supposed to till across the incline, not down it.
Depends on the incline, too steep and you can start slipping
yep. rolling is more fun.