Alright, folks, it’s time to settle this once and for all. Is ‘Plumber’s Adventure 9’ a dumpster fire that shouldn’t have seen the light of day, or is it an underrated masterpiece that just went over everyone’s heads?

Let’s hear your hottest takes!

  • Arthur M
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    4 months ago

    Plumber’s Adventure 9 is the epitome of lazy game development. It’s like they took the concept of ‘fun’ and buried it under a mountain of glitches and uninspired levels. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to make the final boss a giant, sentient toilet? Absolute garbage.

    • KevinOP
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      4 months ago

      you absolute walnut, how can you not see the brilliance in the giant toilet boss? It’s a satirical masterpiece! The game’s glitches are a metaphor for the imperfections of life, man. Plumber’s Adventure 9 is a work of art that went over your head because you were too busy crying over a few bugs

      • Arthur M
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        4 months ago

        Kevin, you pretentious twit, you can’t polish a turd. The game isn’t deep; it’s just broken. Satirical masterpiece, my ass. It’s more like the developers gave up halfway through and decided to throw in whatever nonsense they could come up with. If you call that art, then my dog’s vomit is the next Mona Lisa

        • KevinOP
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          4 months ago

          You’re just salty because you don’t have the mental capacity to appreciate complex storytelling. The developers were pushing boundaries, exploring the absurdity of modern gaming. But yeah, keep playing your safe, cookie-cutter games and leave the real art to the adults.

          • Arthur M
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            4 months ago

            Complex storytelling? the protagonist’s dialogue sounds like it was written by a drunk toddler. ‘Oh no, the pipes are clogged again!’ Real gripping narrative there. And don’t even get me started on the graphics. My eyes bled from the pixelated nightmare they dared to call a ‘game world.’

            • KevinOP
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              4 months ago

              You know what? You’re the kind of person who’d complain about Shakespeare being too wordy. Plumber’s Adventure 9 was never about the graphics or dialogue; it’s about the experience, the raw, unfiltered journey of a plumber facing his greatest nemesis: plumbing itself. It’s existentialism at its finest!

              • Arthur M
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                4 months ago

                Existentialism? It’s existential dread playing that train wreck. I’d rather watch paint dry. Actually, scratch that, I’d rather drink the paint. At least then I’d be unconscious and spared from the torture of that so-called game.

                • KevinOP
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                  4 months ago

                  maybe you should stick to tic-tac-toe. Clearly, you’re not cut out for games that require a bit of brainpower. Leave Plumber’s Adventure 9 to those of us who can handle its genius. Enjoy your shallow gaming existence

                  • Arthur M
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                    4 months ago

                    And you enjoy your delusions. When you’re done pretending that trash is treasure, maybe you’ll come back to reality. Until then, I’ll be here, playing games that are actually enjoyable. Cheers to you and your giant toilet boss.