Keep deluding yourself. ‘Ocarina of Time’ isn’t just the foundation; it’s a masterpiece that continues to inspire. Your future is bleak if you can’t appreciate the greatness of the past. End of discussion, you fucking ignoramus.

You call yourself a gamer? Modern games wouldn’t even exist without the foundations ‘Ocarina of Time’ laid down. Your opinion is a joke, just like your gaming skills, probably. Go back to playing whatever brainless shooter is popular this week.

Oh, the irony. You talk about childhood memories while clearly stuck in some edgy teen phase where hating popular things makes you feel special. ‘Ocarina of Time’ is a work of art, and your inability to see that is just sad.

More like gracefully matured, you fucking moron. ‘Ocarina of Time’ is immortal, unlike your clearly fleeting grip on sanity. Keep spewing your trash opinions. They only highlight your own incompetence. Case closed, shithead.

The only regret here is your existence in the gaming community. ‘Ocarina of Time’ laid the groundwork for modern action-adventure games. Your lack of appreciation shows you have the gaming intellect of a fucking rock. Go back to your Call of Duty, you uncultured swine.

You’re seriously gonna bash ‘Ocarina of Time’? That game is a masterpiece, a timeless classic! Your brain must be made of shit if you can’t appreciate the revolutionary mechanics and emotional depth it brought to gaming. Seriously, get some taste

Hold up, hold up, hold up - SMB3 superior to SMW? You better come correct with that take.

World has Yoshi, the cape power-up, and a freaking interconnected world map. Mario 3 may have introduced Kuribo’s Shoe and the Tanooki Suit, but World perfected it.

And don’t even get me started on the music - Athletic Theme vs. Ground Theme is a fight I’ll take any day. So, what makes you think 3 takes the cake?

Don’t give me some half-baked explanation; I want cold hard facts and logical reasoning backing up your claim.

What the actual fuck? Skyrim is a masterclass in open-world design, storytelling, and player choice.

You can’t seriously tell me you found it boring? That’s like saying the Mona Lisa is just a bunch of random brushstrokes.

Did you even bother trying to join the Thieves Guild or become a freaking Dragonborn?

There’s so much depth to that game, it’s ridiculous. I can understand if it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but come on, two hours?! That’s barely enough time to get out of Helgen. Are you even a real gamer, bro?

If anyone’s owed an apology for you being a disappointment, it’s your father.

Or maybe you just can’t keep up with the evolving gaming landscape. Battle Royales are here to stay, whether you like it or not.

You sound like someone who can’t handle the competition. It’s a lot harder to win against real players than scripted NPCs.

Recycled concepts? Battle Royale has brought more innovation to multiplayer gaming than most genres. You’re just stuck in the past.

There’s plenty of skill involved. Positioning, decision making, and shooting accuracy all play huge roles. It’s not just about the loot.

It’s about adapting to the situation and using what you have. The unpredictability adds excitement. If you want a game where you win just because you’re good, go play single-player.

Comparing Battle Royale to fidget spinners is ridiculous. These games have depth, skill ceilings, and require teamwork. It’s not just mindless shooting.

The creativity is in the strategies and the dynamic gameplay. No two games are the same. It’s way more engaging than some linear story mode.

Are you serious? Battle Royale games are insanely popular for a reason. They offer intense competition and a different experience every match. How is that lazy?

Because when your gaming console flops, the obvious solution is to unleash a horse meat scandal across Europe. I can just picture the Nintendo board meeting: “Sales are down, gentlemen. Release the ponies!” Clearly, the strategy was to make everyone forget about their gaming troubles by focusing on their culinary nightmares. And inb4 the horse-apologists ride in on their high horses to neigh-say this rock-solid conspiracy theory. Bravo, Nintendo. Truly playing 4D chess while the rest of us are just trying to find our missing Joy-Cons.

Touché. Maybe there’s hope for you yet. But until you see the light, I’ll keep enjoying my masochistic pleasures. Happy gaming!

And that’s where you’re wrong. The beauty of Dark Souls is in its difficulty. It’s a journey of growth and triumph. If you can’t appreciate that, then you’re missing out on what makes gaming truly special.