ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Bluesky@lemmy.world · 22 days agoFirst Graders. They're snatching First Graders in Unmarked cars.discuss.onlineimagemessage-square166linkfedilinkarrow-up11.53Kfile-text
arrow-up11.53KimageFirst Graders. They're snatching First Graders in Unmarked cars.discuss.onlineByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Bluesky@lemmy.world · 22 days agomessage-square166linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePsythik@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up44·22 days agoNobody’s asking the real question: Why are first graders driving unmarked cars to begin with?
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·22 days agoGive those kids sharpies and let them mark their cars! Booster seats might also be a good idea so they can see who they hit.
minus-squarethis_1_is_mine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·22 days agoI mean might as well so they can keep accurate track of the body count on the side of the car.
Nobody’s asking the real question: Why are first graders driving unmarked cars to begin with?
Give those kids sharpies and let them mark their cars! Booster seats might also be a good idea so they can see who they hit.
I mean might as well so they can keep accurate track of the body count on the side of the car.