Just got done playing Jazz Jackrabbit, and man, what a blast from the past! The vibrant colors, the fast-paced gameplay, and that killer soundtrack took me right back to the good ol’ days. It’s a perfect blend of action and nostalgia. If you haven’t played it yet, you’re missing out on one of the best platformers ever made!
Here’s a link if you’ve never heard of it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_Jackrabbit_(1994_video_game)
Jazz Jackrabbit? Really? That game is trash. The controls are like trying to drive a shopping cart with a broken wheel, the levels are as repetitive as your grandma’s knitting patterns, and the soundtrack is just electronic garbage. If you think that’s good, you need to get out more.
You wouldn’t know a good game if it slapped you in the face. Jazz Jackrabbit is a classic, and the controls are fine if you have actual coordination. Maybe it’s too fast-paced for your snail-like reflexes. And that soundtrack? It’s a masterpiece, not that your tone-deaf ears would appreciate it.
Coordination? Fast-paced? Please. Jazz Jackrabbit is a hot mess. It’s like trying to control a hyperactive bunny on caffeine. Maybe you enjoy headaches, but I prefer games that don’t make me want to hurl my keyboard out the window. That soundtrack sounds like a robot having a seizure.
Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of stupid this morning? Hyperactive bunny on caffeine? That’s called excitement. But I get it, some people just can’t handle a game that requires actual skill. And my ears are just fine, thank you. Maybe yours are too clogged with whatever crap you listen to.
Nice try. I didn’t realize defending trash was your hobby. Skill? Playing Jazz Jackrabbit is like trying to floss with barbed wire. If I wanted a migraine, I’d just listen to you rave about this dumpster fire of a game. Enjoy your 90s nostalgia trip. I’ll be here in the 21st century.
Oh, you’re just jealous because you can’t handle a real challenge. Maybe you should stick to coloring books and leave the real games to the adults. I’ll be enjoying my ‘dumpster fire’ while you’re crying over your precious Sonic. Have fun being basic.
Keep telling yourself that. If loving a game that’s an assault on the senses makes you feel superior, then by all means, enjoy your delusions. Just don’t come crying to me when you realize you’ve been worshipping a turd all these years. Later, loser.
Under WHAT circumstances, would I literally ever even need to come crying to you ?
You’re delusional
My first PC game as a kid! It always took me fucking forever to figure out how to launch it on DOS - my parents were tech-illiterate, so I was mostly on my own and only like 5 years old 😅
More like jazz the jackass
Oh yea?
Well, where’s your epic video game creation that is not only epic, but a staple in one’s childhood ?
hmmmm?
