Your sister must be fair as fuck
Fair as princess, it’s “fair as a princess”.
Fair.
Start as you mean to go on. Sounds like a good catch.
If she dates him for any amount of time, she could end up with a full set of fantasy plate - she’d have to make sure he’s clear about the kind of coverage she wants, but those are good relationship evaluation points.
If it were my sister, they wouldn’t have my blessing before she’s fully clad in plate armor.
Oh she’s the most precious thing in your world? Well defend her then
Dump him. That’s a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.
I don’t want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.
