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Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me dawg.
Lube up y’all. Grab your ankles.
It isn’t called the g spot for nothing!
Jesus fill me with your love
Jesus, I can feel your warmth inside me.
Tell me your pastor lost their belief without telling me your pastor lost their belief.
OH! Jesus Christ…
I’ll gladly pass on heaven, as well as being penetrated by jesus; I don’t think anyone i want to hang out with is going to be there.
Well I’m a heterosexual woman and I’ve never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I’d let him in.
I mean as long as he’s not some sort of zombie corpse because from what I understand, he was in his prime like over 2000 years ago, and I am NOT a necrophiliac, so let’s clearly establish that boundary.
Oh yeah, the depictions of jesus where he’s totally ripped and muscular? I could be into that. Oh no, am I Christian curious now?!
Its funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.
