I did like 2 hours of work today and spent the other 8 reading about aromatic polyamide synthesis. The IT guy also walked past my desk an unusual amount. The DEA you can’t have fun list did come up during research. I fucking hate the war on drugs, because I can’t make plastic.

I appreciate your intentions my friend. But I guarantee to you that nopale graffiti is not a problem.

These are cultivated nopales. They grow lots of new pads every year for harvest. This is like scratching a picture on a apple.

After my cat takes a shit, she’ll run around and yowl. Not meow, yowl. She never yowls except post-poo. But she doesn’t want to interact with me during this time. If I acknowledge her then she stops and just meows and walks around regular. So I just let her have her post shit crazy sesh. Like, I get it, I feel great after dropping one, so its good she feels comfortable enough to express her after shit joy.

An hero your ego

The reel. I heard this a long time ago. I fish a lot now but only fresh water so I can only guess what the deal was. Could be just to reel them in fast since they pass so quick. Could also be used to raise a net quickly. But they were rod with I think chain saw engines.

Now that I’m thinking about it, electric motorized reels are popular today for deep sea fishing. Maybe these were actually the 70s prototype to haul fish up 300m and catching flying fish is another story I’m mixing it up with.

Edit: I’m so sure I remember the cover of a fishing magazine that had like 3 people on the bank with these chainsaw rods to catch flying fish.

My dad told me some story about how people would catch flying fish with fishing poles that had little gas engines on them. This would be in the 70s on an large Atlantic island.

This is why I just stopped thinking

Is there a way to block flipboard?

My rent increased 13% and the price to see my doctor for 5 minutes just to refill a rx went up 90%. I haven’t paid my gas bill in 4 months.

Glued is life

None of those mass extinction events involved being directly targeted to get yoinked out of the ocean to have your fins cut off.

Has the Midwest discussed ditching Ohio and adopting Oklahoma?

Dang, I wish I had a taco drawer.

Do it. Eat the e.coli burger. It will give you superpowers.

IME sleepover just turned into let’s drink which = sleeping wherever drinking is happening

I was wondering why I can remember buying jello, but not consuming it.

I’d cum

Nice try, DHS. I’m just a silly wittle unarmed kitty :3

(You better fucking read this into evidence during my military tribunal)

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