Yep I missed that part, sorry. Good for you. Well not the being layed off part. Hopefully you found more employment. But companies like this are toxic at best, or just downright stupid.

I’ve had the misfortune of working for companies during the dotcom boom that had horrible business plans that I was lucky enough to leave before the bottom fell out.

Edit: typo

And the energy created is used to mine bitcoin?!? There is nothing about this that is useful for anything. God I fucking hate this world sometimes.

No but to me it implies the occipital lobe, specifically the visual cortex, is somehow related to the development of schizophrenia.

I had a Coleco Adam which was basically something like this that turned the Coleco into a complete computer instead of just a game console. God I would love something like that for my PS5.

So being anti-fascist is being a terrorist? I sure am glad most of the WW2 vets aren’t here to witness that everything they fought for would make them a terrorist.

Man I miss my dog.

Well shit. My ADHD brain leaves out words all the time. It was supposed to be “say so little”.

If your company did indeed lay off 95% of HR and replaced it with ChatGPT you need to find another job somewhere like now. They are about two lawsuits from not existing.

This is like measuring a carpenter’s work output by how much they use their hammer, not how much gets actually built. I hope every company that does this sorta bullshit goes belly up.

JFC, this marketing speak makes me wanna slap someone. I’m not sure how you can so many words and so little.

Seems like it was just a few days ago I post an internet story about an over engineered toaster….

Yeah this. This is totally what I was totally thinking

There are a lot of assumptions here but is 100 the drinking age for elves because that number seemed pulled from someone’s ass.

In all seriousness I’ve wondered if living that long would actually make you mature slower or at the same rate. It’s like Grogu in the Mandalorian is around 50 but still acts like a toddler.

I completely agree except for the disapproval rating. I haven’t done the math but I’d suspect that a sitting president’s disapproval rating affect tickets down the ballot. Although that may just be wishful thinking.

I’m sure I’m not the only one but I hate to listen to audio of him. His voice grates on my nerves, his thought patterns make feel like I’m getting dumber by the day every time I hear him speak, and it’s cringe worthy that a certain percentage of the population feel like he is an intelligent person.

I think there was implied /s

Man there are a bunch of math/stats nerds on Lemmy 😀

We have one of these that parks just on the other side of the gate to get into the parking deck at work and makes it tricky to drive past sometimes.

I also live in the middle of, let’s just call them salt of the earth people, and these pavement princesses are fucking everywhere. I’d kill for a train that goes by my office so I could just get on and not think about the 30 min it takes to drive there.

I assure you I am human. But isn’t that exactly what an AI would say?

Although I also believe we live in a simulation so in the end maybe we are all AI.