umbraroze@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · edit-23 months agoTurtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."lemmy.worldimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up172file-text
arrow-up172imageTurtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."lemmy.worldumbraroze@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · edit-23 months agomessage-square3fedilinkfile-text
Bonus material: Classic snapping turtle copypasta The actual paper cited We need to address this company that still doesn’t do turtle pacification as per scientific consensus
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoThe toilet plunger to keep the head in is a nice touch
The toilet plunger to keep the head in is a nice touch
The head?