But if the people who actually post something have not posted yet, or example because they were just born and thus too busy learning how to breathe to post yet, are they born cool even if they are then prevented from posting? Is a born-cool poster who loses the ability to post through a freak curling iron accident retroactively unborn cool? Is a born-cool poster who has yet to make their first post Schrödinger’s cool poster until they actually make their first post?

Bit slow in the frames-per-second department though.

I dunno… Still better ratings than the star wars star cruiser hotel thingie.

*Hannibal Lecter

Sure, you go and “curate” and put only half of the donation in the exhibition area and it’s “fine” but when my zoo gets a panda on loan and I decide to do the same, everybody’s all mad all of a sudden.

Your mom.

Wait, that doesn’t make any sense.

Wait, it not masking any sense has never deterred anyone from making a your mom joke, so it’s fine after all.

Wait, that’s actually a pretty grim appraisal of the state of what is considered to be humorous.

In that case, I’ll go with my sweatpants instead, if I may.

The problem is that you’re basing this on your gut feeling and the only reason you do so is that it confirms the fairy tales that your bubble throws around. Once this accusation goes to court, where only hard evidence counts and one can’t just make up lies for attention, the whole story tends to collapse. See also the 60+ cases that the Trumpers lost after similar claims after the 2020 election.

Because it’s too expensive to crunch up a whole iPhone just for one cone.

The bridge crew all fall out of their seats, some consoles explode and one ensign will have to go to sick bay with burns on their- oh. Oooh, nevermind.

If the enshittification works, it will be an ad service offering videos on the side (if you pay up).

Ah, simpler times. Why do I wanna play Pokemon Go now?

He’d have evicted himself out of his own houses and then run an ad campaign to have himself executed for a murder he didn’t commit long before he entered politics properly.

it’s

Aw, you made a typo. That’s two more days of memes.

Harry the Potter and the Smokin Hot Vase

Fortunately, they were lethally informed.

You and elon will just have to legally fight out the question of who invented the idea of building specific infrastructurally distinct transit ways specific to a certain type of vehicle optimised for transporting goods and people along those railroad tracks I mean hyperloops.

Oh no. Have they tried insulting their mods, taking away their perfectly fine moderation tools, replacing them with objectively worse advertisement-delivery-first apps and taunting everybody who disagrees with that decision before forcibly suppressing any protests and banning dissenting voices? Maybe that’ll help making the sub attractive for content creators.

Here’s to win11 finally beating its most popular competitor: its own previous, vastly superior version, which microsoft itself had to discontinue to make win11 even competitive.

Great job.

“Your delivery will arrive on a day between a point in time and a different point in time. You better be there when the driver pretends to check if someone’s at home and leaves without ringing anyway - not like you have anything better to do you lazy fuck.”

The head?