Haha, dammit, you made me snort out loud… Now people are looking at me.

Take my upvote

This being the first thing I see this morning is great. I’ve never laughed so hard so early in the morning.

Ah yes, the old tesla “self driving” park job.

I did some quick maths and assuming a desk-top globe of 12 inches, and guessing that the spokes are a quarter of an inch (which is probably too small), then the diameter of a life-sized spoke would be at least 82 miles (132.5 km) wide.