Insert them. Hole.

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I really can’t wait until Linux phones are stable. So tired of Google’s bullshit and no matter how hard I try I can’t get used to iPhones.

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The lines I hate are:

He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?

Because it’s just bad writing. Those are the first words to the song. So can she make WHAT any more obvious? Just because their sex organs are compatible they’re obviously into each other? WTF?

I never liked Avril Lavigne, but I always HATED that line in that song. It’s just so idiotic.

Put chili peppers in your bird feed. Birds aren’t affected by the capsicum like mammals are.

This being the first thing I see this morning is great. I’ve never laughed so hard so early in the morning.

Not gonna lie, I love me some Shrek.

That’s my favorite Batman, but it’s probably because I was like 12 when it came out and it was hugely marketed. Plus Prince did the Batdance song for the movie. Shit was dope as fuck.

But anyway, Michael Keaton was great as Batman. Jack Nicholson as the Joker was excellent, too. I never liked George Clooney or Val Kilmer as Batman. Christian Bale was OK. Affleck sucked as Batman but was da bomb in Phantoms, yo. Haven’t seen the newest ones yet.

Apple might then lose the little respect I have left for them.

The only good answer.

Just hope you don’t end up with an enlarged prostate. Finasteride causes excessive hair growth.

Avoiding paying child support is a real piece-of-shit-human thing to do.

To be able to retire comfortably, or at all.

I saw this. Not bad at all IMO.

Definitely not looking good. His lackeys on the Supreme Court are about to tell him he has full immunity as president and voters are about to hand him the keys to the castle. What could possibly go wrong?

It looks like a tampon.

That’s some scummy shit…