I watched a guy jockey his truck into a Starbucks parking lot, climb down, and wander inside. He spent the whole time talking about his truck to anyone who could hold still.

It was his daily commuter and it was a Ford F650. It was stupidly large and he was all pleased at it. He’s a menace to our community.

Yes, it was this fucking huge. He couldn’t use the parking lot entrance in a straight line and had to Austin Powers his way around everything… The lot was almost empty!