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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

A short drive from Limerick, Ireland

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A short drive from Limerick, Ireland

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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    Hadn’t seen this one before but I saw this in a book:

    There once was a man from Peru,
    Whose limericks stopped at line two

    and then later in the same book they had

    There once was a man from Verdun

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      thousand yard stare

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        Verdun here

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      There was once an unfortunate bard

      Who found fashioning limericks hard.

      He stopped at line three

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