• owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    64
    ·
    3 months ago

    My preferred version:

    Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over to the other and says, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” The other sausage looks back and says, “AHHH! IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE!”

  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    3 months ago

    Why does the muffin scream? Just look around. Why shouldn’t the muffin scream? Why aren’t you screaming?

  • craigers@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    3 months ago

    The version of this I’ve heard is “the other muffin says ‘Holy shit a talking muffin!’”

    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      3 months ago

      It’s an anti-joke. Instead of doing a typical setup-payoff, the setup is that it uses the format of a joke, but then subverts the expectation by then having the “characters” make the most basic observations/actions.