I use this one regularly
Probably sleep late, then spend some quiet afternoons digging through the wreckage for a can of something that doesn’t seem too radioactive. Maybe get into painting or something.
There’s one called Double Tap. Not sure it qualifies, as it requires a table and chairs.
Everyone places their hands in front of the person sitting to each side. That is, you’ll have your right neighbor’s left hand to the left of your right hand, and vice versa.
The starting direction is clockwise. The goal is for each hand at the table to tap sequentially. Someone taps a hand, and the hand to the left of it (ie. clockwise) has to tap and so on. It’s a bit confusing, because everyone has arms crossed with each other and the hands in front of you aren’t yours.
Instead of tapping once, you can choose to double tap, which changes the direction (clockwise to counter-clockwise, or vice versa).
If someone messes up, that hand is removed from the table (all others remain where they are). Last person (or two or three) remaining wins.
You said these are baby bats, but the last picture is obviously me.
It’s actually based on a string of jokes I posted in this community. But that’s a fun interpretation! I just added the rubber band as a red herring.
Haven’t heard that one before. Brilliant.
Wait… what’s the missing one?
If he wins, we’ll all wish the moon would start colliding with earth.
There’s a great comic by The Oatmeal that explains it more thoroughly, and it’s an amusing read.
Had to dig this one out of the archives.
This string of jokes requires patience. Tune in tomorrow for part 3.
Heckin sea roomba
My favorite band is Enter the Haggis. I’ll give you a couple choices:
Swallowed by a Whale - one of their newest.
Gasoline - one of their most popular ones, a bit country-leaning.
To the Quick - a solid instrumental.
If you’re browsing for torrents without a serious adblocker… why?
“We’re sorry, using AI-based ad-blockers is a violation of our Terms of Service Agreement. Per the agreement terms, your account is now suspended and you’ve been charged an additional early termination fee, because fuck you.”
While I’m sure there will eventually be some grass-roots attempts, the providers will fight it to the death. A person can dream, though.
But what’s the statue made of?
Look, I don’t want to overstep, but your hygiene is awful. I’ve only ever seen you lick the very ends of your paws, and then you don’t do anything with it. I know you must be embarrassed, looking mostly like a sphinx, but you should at least groom the patch of fur on your head that you do have.