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󠁀@󠁀FUCKER@lemmy.world to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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󠁀@󠁀FUCKER@lemmy.world to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • NABDad@lemmy.world
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    The place where I work has an emergency alert public address system. I heard them test it once. It sounded a bit like the first part of the tripod sound from War of the Worlds:

    https://youtu.be/jzY099ihULs

    I think it wouldn’t take more than a couple blasts from that before I’d evacuate something.

    • kautau@lemmy.world
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      One of the creepiest real things like this that exists is Chicago’s tornado warning siren

      https://youtu.be/LnkMSmLc6mM

      • Land_Strider@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        EMISSION IMMINENT. TAKE SHELTER, STALKERS!

  • shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    i would probably notice halfway in and panic because i wasn’t counting

    • TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world
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      I know what you’re thinking: “Did he hear eight blasts or only seven?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being as you’re supposed to evacuate the area, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

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      Pretty sure 7 blasts isn’t the “all clear nothing’s wrong here” signal

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        7 blasts and one in the middle which is 3/4 the length means you’re good to go!

    • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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      What was seven or nine!?

      • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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        That’s twelve, time for lunch!

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    While we’re all wondering what happens at 7 or 9 short blasts, I’m asking how a blast could even be long.

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      7 means 50% off at Golden Corral. 9 means thermonuclear missile imminent.

      • PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        The dramatic tension would be better if we reverse them

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