AliceMA to Scenes From A Hat · 27 days agoWhat not to say when pulled overmessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareWhat not to say when pulled overAliceMA to Scenes From A Hat · 27 days agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareEllia Plissken@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·27 days ago“sorry I was driving so fast, officer, your wife offered to show me her tits and I couldn’t get away fast enough”
“sorry I was driving so fast, officer, your wife offered to show me her tits and I couldn’t get away fast enough”
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