Betrayal of the highest order

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

hperrin@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

What else have we been lied to about??

DharkStare@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Strippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.

tiny@midwest.social · 3 months ago

Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 3 months ago

It’s what?!

Optional@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.

BlackDragon@slrpnk.net · 3 months ago

I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.

xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 months ago

So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?

Brekky@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

They’re not???

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Some probably are.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 months ago

I want to believe