(I don’t actually have any opinions about Missouri)
People always pick on Missouri, but whenever I’ve been there, I’ve always found the locals to be kind and welcoming. It really is true, Missouri loves company.
From Missouri, we have quite the active KKK activity here…sadly
But y’all have Soulard! So it balances out, right? /s
When I say it out loud it sounds like misery to me so no wonder haha
Missouri has two major cities
Sad Springfield noises
No one sober would ever consider Springfield MO or Springfield IL to be anywhere near the word MAJOR city. Both are destitute compared to the actual cities in their states
Oh yeah? Well, would a non-major city host the world’s second largest fork?
Not even the website accepts foreigners.
it was bested by a 37-foot-high fork in Oregon in 2022 – it remains, at 11,000 pounds, the world’s heaviest
It’s pronounced misery.
I’ll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri!
I’ve heard a similar joke about Mississippi. Mississippi has two major cities: Memphis and New Orleans.
I live in the eastern one, many of us would absolutely love to join Illinois instead of Missouri. We pretty much hate this state
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