I was literally thinking about this poem moments ago.

When did Jim Henson find time to create a bug?

I’ve heard a similar joke about Mississippi. Mississippi has two major cities: Memphis and New Orleans.

https://youtu.be/qNQUhqFZ3h8?si=SybfxhS2wDMFZQj0

It’s the size of that finger in the picture.

It’s horrible.

Price is set at what the market will pay.

You have to pay to have morals in a capitalist society.

Not labeling this one “fun fact” was a good call.

It’s all just one researcher and his best pal octopus taking all the biology budget to have a blast on the weekends.

They know what they did.

She is a pretty lady.

It’s a skill I unlocked about five or so years ago and it’s marvelous.

YouTube for me.

People might catch the leftism.

Fly catch

Of it helps, I thought it was funny.

Domino’s is pretty high for what it is. Not that it’s bad pizza, but…

I’m kind of an idiot. When I signed up for Astronomy I was excited about learning all the constellations and the history behind them.

Instead I learned a lot about gravity and temperature radiation and that was far more interesting.

How can you misquote classical music?!

Y’all need Jebus