Enough with the AI chatbots. They try to shove one down our throats on our computer desktops, in our browsers, in our messaging apps, now we need to be inundated while trying to game?
“Hi! I’m Clippy! It looks like you’re trying to play Halo. Let’s take you to the Store so you can purchase more DLCs…”
But I just want to play Halo…
“Yes, but the DLCs will make it better!”
But I’m happy with what I already have.
“Oh, look, here’s the store!”
Or for the youngsters:
Nobody: . . .
Micro$oft: AI chatbot!
Everybody: No
Micro$oft: We put it in your search engine!
Everybody: No, no, stop. We don’t want
Micro$oft: Bam! AI on your desktop! All day long!
Everybody: Stop with the AI. We don’t want it
Micro$oft: We’re naming it “Ballmer”
Everybody: That’s the worst - just NO to all of
Micro$oft: It’s in your games! Yesssss!
“Who’s Cortana? I don’t know who you’re talking about. Surely you’ve mistaken me for someone else. My name’s, uh, Blortana.”
“hi, welcome to the new Xbox experience! Please drink verification can.”
They should call it Clippy
Maybe Clippy was more useful…
Why?
Kinect flashbacks
Despite its forced inclusion into the 360 it did give some of us much needed exercise! Kinect Adventures!!
Ewwwwwwww
Man, what better chatbot than Cortana for Xbox…right?
