• chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    “No, Jerry, it’s just a regular, ordinary pinecone. You know how much you love munching on pine cones!”

    “But last time you lied and gave me a bird instead”

    “Does this look like a bird to you?”

    “No. I guess you’re right. Give it here” bites “feathers? GODDAMMIT LUCY, I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS A BIRD!”

    maniacal laughter