• Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    28 days ago

    But I bet their poop is great for growing the grasses they eat. It’s probably also really good for tourists, who it seems to attract and that they also eat.

      • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        27 days ago

        That’s ridiculous and was clearly shown to be false by my joke.

        Obviously, hippos evolved so their poop was irresistible to tourists. This is something my joke mentions to explain why hippos are always attacking tourists.