• Oijkuij@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    You know what the alternatives are, right? either we have two mouths, or we speak with our nostrils and the silent, gaping hole below only unhinges for the consumption of organic matter.

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      Silent? No no no. The gaping hole makes loud chewing noises while the nostrils merily chat away in a sing-songy, whistly voice!