Firecracker.
Aerodynamic.
Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.
Push pop sounds made for the job
Strawberry eclair so it blends in.
Hospital. Now.
their ice cream is awful tho
Snowcone because it melts faster and will moisen the paper making it easier to remove.
I was going to say that
I’m gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it’s insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There’s a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on.
Breyers Ice Cream Box.
Tweety’s gonna go spelunking.
Nothing with chocolate
No contest, push pop has a user friendly applicator
Not including a Golden Gaytime in these options is a real missed opportunity…
That’s so weird - I heard about, for the first time, and looked up this ice-cream only this morning. There was a failed petition to change the name, which generated a number of counter petitions.
king cone, backwards.
Coward
no u
AAHHHH
What you’re not even gonna give me the sponge Bob as a choice??
Why did they write “to” as 2, but then the actual number 1 as “one”?
Wow I forgot all about screwballs! Those used to be my favorite as a kid I wonder if I can still get them
The firecracker looks like it could get a good leverage and the chilling sensation would be new.
Same goes for the pushpop and i could get a good rhythm going like a jackhammer.
Longevity is probably going to be the biggest hurdle here though
