Why did they write “to” as 2, but then the actual number 1 as “one”?
What you’re not even gonna give me the sponge Bob as a choice??
Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.
Firecracker.
Aerodynamic.
Not including a Golden Gaytime in these options is a real missed opportunity…
That’s so weird - I heard about, for the first time, and looked up this ice-cream only this morning. There was a failed petition to change the name, which generated a number of counter petitions.
Push pop sounds made for the job
In you go tweety bird
Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.
Anyone who doesn’t choose a Creamsicle is not getting the full experience of something up your ass
Probably the firecracker
Strawberry eclair so it blends in.
Hospital. Now.
their ice cream is awful tho
Truly a (reverse?) shitpost.
Snowcone because it melts faster and will moisen the paper making it easier to remove.
I was going to say that
No contest, push pop has a user friendly applicator
I’m gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it’s insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There’s a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on.
Breyers Ice Cream Box.
